Although it feels like we just started getting what can be considered "spring weather" we've got just under a month left before summer takes over.
So now we have to ask the question: have you updated your summer online casino wardrobe yet?
Now you may be asking yourself, "there's wardrobe etiquette for online gaming?" Of course there is. If there's barbecue wardrobe etiquette, beach etiquette and even Star Trek convention wardrobe etiquette, then there's a style for online gamers. So if you're oblivious to how you should be dressing before you hop online for some Blackjack, allow us to be your Tyra Banks.
Hater Blockers aka Shades
Why would you need shades if you don't plan on ever leaving your home? Well, if you plan on sitting in front of a computer screen for 10 hours of gaming you need something to shield your eyes from the flashing lights.
Bad Boy Entertainment CEO P. Diddy calls them hater blockers (which means a very large pair of dark sunglasses to block out the hate from any people who are jealous of you in this world) us normal folks call them shades. If you want to feel really classy while playing we suggest going for big name designers like Aviator or Luis Vuitton. But if the online casino hasn't been good to your wallet you can probably find yourself a good $20 pair.
The Snuggie
We don't care how hot it is outside during springtime, if you want absolute comfort while you game, you need this sweet blanket with sleeves. The thing is made of synthetic fleece and covers your entire body except for a couple of sleeves for your arms; giving you the unique ability to feel like a pig in a blanket while you place bets. This is a must have for anyone planning on some long nights in the Bodog Casino. If you can't find one of these popular blankets we also suggest the underrated towel robe.
Silk Boxers
While you're working that Snuggie you need something to keep your "boys" comfy. We suggest ditching the boxer/briefs and going silk boxers for your twig and berries. You're going to be sitting in your computer chair for a long time, and things could chafe after a while if you're rockin' cotton. The silk boxers will also help you deal with heat you're bound to generate sitting on your can all day in higher spring and summer temperatures.
Flip Flops
Running shoes are for sucker gamers who still like to get outside and play at a live casino. All you need is a pair of flip flops to get around your house. We don't even think you should spend money on sandals; go for the cheapest, neon flip flops you can find. Although slippers would also be pretty good we feel you should be using those to watch daytime TV. Flip flops says you're going somewhere... you just won't be working very hard.
Wife Beater
We don't know how these sleeveless shirts got the "wife beater" nickname but you need one if you want to game comfortably. Unless you have a body like Hugh Jackman it probably won't compliment your body very well but who are you trying to impress? You're trying to game comfortably, and nothing says comfort like a thin undershirt with coffee stains on it. It's already a fashion must to trailer trash across America, and it deserves your time as a gaming accessory.
Now that we've given you everything you need to know about your summer online casino wardrobe, check out Bodog Casino today!
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