Slot Machines We Wish They'd Make

by Bodog Casino | Aug 20 2009

If you've been to Vegas a couple of times you know that there about a million different slot machines to choose from. Although the concept of the game remains the same, casinos like to offer different themes in order to spark interest.

Right now you can head to a Vegas casino and enjoy a "Star Trek" slots game complete with old-school episodes. Or if you want to relive high fives and cheesy eighties montage music you can check out the "Top Gun" slot.

Unfortunately there are some slots we'd enjoy that still haven't been invented. Check out what our brains cooked up:

Octomom Slot Machine

Although this lady freaks us out more than Amy Winehouse in jean shorts, we would enjoy playing an "Octomom" online slots machine. Just imagine the machine paying you out when you're lucky enough to line up three grotesquely swollen bellies. Or it shouting out "now I have money for more babies..." when you hit the jackpot.

Joe Jackson Slot Machine

From what we hear you can find Michael Jackson slot machines, so we want to be unique and play a Joe Jackson online slots game instead.

What better theme for a slot than that of a father who cared more about making money than the welfare of his kids. Line up five Jackson kids and not only will you be able to grab a huge jackpot but you get to hear the Jackson 5 track "ABC" but this time with papa Joe yelling for them to dance and sing harder or he'll cause bodily harm.

Celebutante Slot Machine

Though people can argue that some of these untalented celebrities have so much drama in their lives they each deserve their own slot, we want to put them all together to maximize quality rather than quantity.

You can have cool icons like mounds of cocaine and paparazzi cameras. How do you win the jackpot? Line up three sex tapes.

Rick James Slot

We'll be honest here, we didn't put much thought into what exactly icons will be in this game (maybe braided wigs, gold chains, and Charlie Murphy with "Unity" embedded in his forehead?), all we can think about is hearing "I'm Rick James bitch!" on every spin. We doubt you'll ever get sick of it.

NFL Criminals Slot Machine

With so many NFL players getting involved in criminal activity we think an NFL Criminals online slots game would be popular. The icons you could put in this game are endless: Michael Vick in an orange jumpsuit, steroid needles, drunken players behind the wheel, a garbage bag full of one dollar bills. For the jackpot, three pistols that shouts out "Ahhh ma leg!" when it hits.

We all love variety and Bodog Casino has tons to spare. Download free casino games and take your pick of online slot games.