Dream Big: 15 Ways to Spend Your Online Casino Win

by Bodog Casino | Oct 1 2009

"I'm going to Disneyland!" That's usually the first thing people say when they win something huge. Happens in the Super Bowl, the NBA Finals, and to anyone who wins the lottery. But is that really what people should want when they win big?

Mickey Mouse hasn't been cool in years, Donald Duck still doesn't wear pants, and we're still trying to figure out why every dog in Disney can talk except Pluto. What cruelty did Mickey put that dog through to make him like that?

That's why we feel there are tons of other things you can do the first time you win big in a casino. We'd tell you what to do when you win big being a pro athlete, but if you play blackjack as much as us we doubt you can speed walk without pulling something.

So here's the top 15 ways we feel you should spend your big online casino win, and don't worry, we have ideas for huge jackpots to little ones:

Vegas Baby!
When you win "show off" money you should head to the place that invented it. Get a hotel room with a basketball court in it or something.

A Seat at the World Series of Poker
You could grab it through Bodog Poker, but if you win $10,000-plus playing slots you might as well make things easier on yourself.

Hang Out in Dubai
This place is so rich they have tennis courts on top of their hotels and indoor skiing resorts (keep in mind this is the frickin' desert!).

Panasonic 150-Inch "Life Screen" Plasma
Have a friend that likes to one-up you come Super Bowl Sunday? He'll have to wait until the next Electronics Expo to top Panasonic's 150-inch TV screen!

See a Dallas Cowboys Game in the New Stadium
Speaking of giant, unnecessary TV screens, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones put one in his new giant, unnecessary football stadium. Check out a game there to see endless Texas cash put to good use.

Cruise in an Aston Martin Vanquish
When James Bond revs this ride up in "Casino Royale" we got a tingling feeling usually reserved for a teenager's first slow dance.

Start Your Own Brand
If you've already beat 'em, make your own! As we understand it Calvin Ayre founded the Bodog brand with $10,000 and an idea, so if you win a $100,000 we figure you can pay someone else to come up with something.

17-Inch Macbook Pro
You've seen a billion of those Mac vs. PC commercials haven't you? Well, they're mostly right. Macbook's are the guy you'd have a beer with while PC's are some neurotic mess that catches a cold as soon as he's outside for five minutes.

Check Jay-Z in Concert
You can hate the hippity-hop all you want but Jay-Z has more number one albums than Elvis. (Go ahead and Wiki that; we're dead serious.) He's going on tour for his new disc “The Blueprint 3” and unlike most rappers he plays with a live band, which makes rap concerts infinitely better.

Anything from Jacob "The Jeweler" Arabo
He's been mentioned in about 50 rap songs for a reason. Every piece of platinum, or diamond encrusted jewelry on a rappers neck, wrist, or teeth comes from this guy. So if you're shortsighted with you cash like most rappers, he's the guy you call.

A Suit from Ralph Lauren: Purple Label
Conquer the boardroom, the nightclub and the stink-eye you always get from your girl's friends all in the same day with one of these super-power suits.

Buy Detective Comics 27
Be the envy of every nerd in America with the first comic book appearance of Batman.

Chill with that Virgin Records Guy on Necker Island
Virgin Records mogul Richard Branson is always big pimpin' and Necker Island is where he spends most of his off time.

Be a Douche, Own a Segway
Unleash your inner douche and be one of the idiots who think this thing will replace walking one day. Even we would like to strap on some ski goggles, put a scarf around our neck, stick our nose in the air and go “Segway-ing” around sidewalks during rush hour.

Put Your Dog in the D Pet Hotel
Want the best for your dog? Then board it up in a luxury suite with an HD TV and Queen-size bed. Then watch as your dog wastes your cash sitting on the floor licking itself.

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